Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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