If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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