I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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