I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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