i barfeds in our rink
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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