Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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