Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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