What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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