do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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