Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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