yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
