Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Randomize
