I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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