I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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