We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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