Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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