He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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