Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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