Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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