It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
the raccoons are back...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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