They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
