is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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