Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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