he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
