im about as happy as oj after his trial
Do vagina's smell?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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