long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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