I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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