Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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