Whod you bang
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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