life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
there is puke in my bra ... again
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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