Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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