You just made me feel so damn special
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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