Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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