Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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