A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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