He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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