Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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