We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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