I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
please come you make the beer taste better
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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