if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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