Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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