he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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