how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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