he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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