Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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