Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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