So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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