We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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