Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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