She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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