Already got asked if we're dating
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Randomize
