drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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