At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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